Krogan kids not allowed to have cookies because they are prone to going on sugar-fueled rampages. Lil’ Mordin and Lil’ Wrex realize they can work together to reach the cookies on the high shelf.
Me: I’ve fallen and died there…
me: didn’t I misjudge the fall and kill my horse there?
me: i spent too many minutes of my life trying to hop up there because i didn’t know where the road was and the quest marker was right on the other side and i’m a dragonborn why don’t i have dragon wings hop hop hop hop slide slide hop hop slide slide hop HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP
Shimmy plays Skyrim exactly the way I play Skyrim <333
me too, ladies, me too…
So it’s come to my attention that people continue to not understand why the Kaidan fandom is so incredibly quick to jump on people who post hate and unpopular opinions (read: veiled hate) in the Kaidan and Kaidan Alenko tags. Therefore, I’m providing a helpful guide as to why in the form of an extended metaphor. I’ll put it under a read-more to be considerate, but
TL;DR because you’re lazy: The Mass Effect fandom has made the Shenko fandom the way it is, and
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASE