“Merrill is a total bitch.”
“Isabela is such a slut, especially for stealing my Fenris!”
“I’m going to mod Aveline to make her pretty!”
“Omg Morrigan is such a hoe. She just wants an excuse to sleep with Alistair.”
“Leliana seems really dumb.”
i care about everyone in this game way more than i should and no one understands and it is Destroying me
can’t wait to do this all over again with dragon age 3!!!!!!
Headcanon: When Hawke and Fenris are cleaning out part of his mansion they find a dead rat and instead of doing the normal thing, Hawke throws is out the window into a group of noblewomen (who scream and scatter) then ducks and yells out “You could say it’s raining rats here in Kirkwall haahah.”
And Fenris is just like: that is the worst joke, it’s not even funny, Why not dispose of the dead rat properly, why did you need to throw it at rich women, I am in love with you.