who am I
A blog about things I like! This will be a lot of Dragon Age and Mass Effect, Guild Wars2, The Sims 3, some sw:tor, Diablo. And Kitten :D
I also love a lot of tv shows: fringe, Criminal Minds, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Numb3rs,
I write, try to draw sometimes and love to read and watch talented people :)

If I make mistakes with my english feel free to correct me - I'm no native speaker or better writer in this case.
reality ?

small dirty bathtub: KEYSTROKE LOGS – PRIVATE TERMINALS – NORMANDY SR-2

spicyshimmy:

JAMES VEGA

  • Muscles
  • Big muscles
  • Hardcore fitness workout
  • Grizzly bears
  • Grizzly bears sex innuendo
  • Is it gay if you were drinking tequila

GARRUS VAKARIAN

  • Calibrations
  • Video lessons how to tango
  • Turian human relations
  • Turian human relations + sex
  • Turian human relations positions
  • Turian human relations poisonous?
  • Are body fluids dextro-amino friendly?
  • Archangel handsome renegade Omega forums
  • Famous quotes Garrus Vakarian
  • Commander Shepard + Garrus Vakarian

KAIDAN ALENKO

  • Who won last night’s hockey game
  • Sweater stain removal
  • Keep snow from getting in boots
  • Lyrics true colors
  • Ergonomic hammocks 
  • Top ten food blogs
  • Romance advice therapy death moving on
  • Party animal tips and tricks
  • How to strike up conversation
  • How to be life of party
  • The quickening

JOKER

  • My girlfriend is a hot robot
  • My girlfriend is a hot robot NOT FANFICTION COME ON NOW
  • Do androids have erogenous zones
  • My girlfriend was on the extranet while we were kissing
  • Joker + Jeff Moreau 
  • Normandy
  • My penis is stuck inside a robot help

CHAKWAS

  • Patient’s penis stuck inside robot lubricant removal

MORDIN SOLUS

  • Krogan female ‘g-spot’
  • Krogan sexual intercourse 
  • Krogan sexual positions pleasurable for female
  • Krogan breeding 
  • Krogan gestation period comfort for female
  • Lyrics Gilbert Sullivan

TALI’ZORAH VAS NORMANDY

  • Stock image human female
  • Practical joke what’s under quarian mask

KASUMI GOTO

  • Commander Shepard forums underwear debate
  • Image hosting
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spicyshimmy: stonelions: Shepard has a lot of close calls and Kaidan can’t be stoic all the time. HOW TO HUG COMMANDER SHEPARD Sometimes, when he’s shaky after a mission, thinking he did the wrong thing by doing the right one, and his hands are still cramping in the shape of a missed shot, and his scars stand out on his face like it’s the face that’s visiting, the scars that are constant, and his eyes are lost in place and time, and space opens up to swallow them.  When a clap on the shoulder would be protocol, but arms around his shoulders are the sanity check he’s needing. When he makes a pretty bad joke. When he makes a pretty good one. When he’s tired—and he’s always tired. (And you’re starting to think it’s any old excuse you keep chasing.) When his knees buckle under grief or his body doubles under raw, tired, cosmic laughter. Or it’s the end of a long day. Or the beginning of a new one. When you drank the last cup of coffee and he stumbles after the empty pot, and while another one brews, time needs a quiet, mercy killing.  When you haven’t seen enough of each other the past twenty-four hours. When you’ve seen just enough to know how bad another hug’s needed. When it’s all about you, whether you’ll see him again, whether you remembered what it’s like not to see him. For long months that swell into years, time blurring, vision fading, meeting only in dreams that leave you wanting when you’re finally awake again.  When you’ve got a headache. When he’s got one. When you’re saying goodbye, which is all you ever do. When you’re saying hello, which still happens now and then.  Look at him, remember, try to forget, love, try not to mourn, and don’t let him know every hug could be the last, but hold him, hold him, hold him like you mean it. 
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tags → #mass effect #kaidan alenko #shepard #fanart #mshenko #reblog fic #of a sort 
spicyshimmy: freckledsam: Head Canon: Kaidan on shore leave, obviously. AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF INADVISABLE THINGS KAIDAN ALENKO HAS DONE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER Gone to Noveria without packing a sweater. Forgetting to check for holes in his boots. Spoken up at any point during a tense mission about fountains, floor tiles, or other topics related to decor.  Sometimes it’s all you can think about. Not the blood rushing to your temples and the memory of old, tight spaces, mistakes you made while backed into a corner. Fell in love with another soldier.  One of the good ones. The ones determined to get themselves killed at least a couple times. …Biotic fields experimentation in the bedroom without a manual. Didn’t exactly want records of that extranet search to come up on his record, all right?  But hindsight’s always 20/20. So’s the tingling in your privates, private.  Yeah, uh… Anyway.  Gone to one of those concerts all the twitters were tweeting about. With Shepard. …There was dancing. So, yeah, enough said. Thinking Shepard would actually do the whole vacation thing… …instead of spending all that relaxation time checking the old omni-tool for new messages. Hard to do in the full glare from the sun. Got all squinty.  Finding out a couple of days later that Shepard was actually, finally putting that extragram account EDI set up for the Normandy crew to good use.  ‘Kaidan, did you know your biotic balls and bathing suit have over twelve thousand hits and counting?’ Not minding.  Not even minding.  Not even a bit.
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Glances - Google Drive

Soemthing I will possibly never finish… thought you might like it at least a bit.

still in wip phase and not properly edited, can’t even force me to edit it, sorry.

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