Krogan kids not allowed to have cookies because they are prone to going on sugar-fueled rampages. Lil’ Mordin and Lil’ Wrex realize they can work together to reach the cookies on the high shelf.
Me: I’ve fallen and died there…
alternatively:
me: didn’t I misjudge the fall and kill my horse there?
also alternatively:
me: i spent too many minutes of my life trying to hop up there because i didn’t know where the road was and the quest marker was right on the other side and i’m a dragonborn why don’t i have dragon wings hop hop hop hop slide slide hop hop slide slide hop HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP
Shimmy plays Skyrim exactly the way I play Skyrim <333
me too, ladies, me too…
consulting-corellian-time-lord:
So it’s come to my attention that people continue to not understand why the Kaidan fandom is so incredibly quick to jump on people who post hate and unpopular opinions (read: veiled hate) in the Kaidan and Kaidan Alenko tags. Therefore, I’m providing a helpful guide as to why in the form of an extended metaphor. I’ll put it under a read-more to be considerate, but
TL;DR because you’re lazy: The Mass Effect fandom has made the Shenko fandom the way it is, and
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASE
